Surprise Granny today - fart before she does with Fart-o-Matic, the 21st Century whoopee cushion. With a choice of 9 fruity weapons you can deploy your farts immediately for maximum comedy value, release random farts, or delay the toxic release for up to 999 seconds! You can even control the farts remotely from the internet via mobile, PC or Mac - this great feature makes releasing the bomb carriage a global option!